When you start seeing a new girl and you’ve progressed the relationship to the bedroom chances are at the beginning there’s just one thing going through your head ‘is she the sort of girl who’s okay with oral, and if so, how and when do I get a blow job’? The problem is she probably doesn’t want to come across as a nymph or a slut and that maybe she’s shy about her blow-job-giving skills. If she’s really innocent (one in a million) then it’s possible she hasn’t even considered it. Then she might just flat out hate the idea of it. So you need to find out if she’s game and subtly hint that you’d quite like her to put it in her mouth, but you mustn’t ask…

Right now a lot of forward thinking people are probably up in arms; what’s wrong with asking for what you want? Well the problem is that if she isn’t up for it, it’s a) going to create a very awkward situation and b) it’ll rule out any chance of it happening in the future; for once she’s said she’s not doing it she definitely can’t go against her word. Thirdly it’s just not smooth dude…

So you need to subtly hint, and you can do this using either physical or verbal methods. Verbally you can make suggestive remarks that hint at the prospect ‘I’m sure there’s some way you can thank me…’ – this one works particularly well if you’ve just bought her a lavish gift. Or just kind of… put your groin towards her face. Okay so that sounds pretty cave man-esque but you don’t have to make it obvious – just when you’re bearing down over her maybe move up a bit…

Obviously you can lead by example by going down on her first. Now believe it or not some women don’t like that either, but if that’s the case she’ll probably just pull your head back up – awkward moment avoided. If she does let you go down on her (and it’s decent) then chances are she’ll feel fairly obligated to repay the favour. If this doesn’t work right away then you can ‘accidentally’ find yourself in position for a 69er. So start kissing down her stomach towards her nether regions but ‘turn’ as you do. If she just lies there… well then that’s just rude.

You can also improve your chances by keeping your gardening up to scratch. Not your actual gardening obviously, but just keeping your pubic region prim and proper. You wouldn’t like it if she went o-naturel so you obviously shouldn’t either. She’s not going to want to put something in her mouth if there’s a chance she’ll end up with hairs in her teeth. At the same time trimming will make your dick look longer. Meanwhile keep it washed and clean and maybe spray a bit of aftershave down there (a great subtle hint but also one that’ll make it a little more tempting when she goes down and gets a whiff).

Mack LeMouse

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